Today is my 13th birthday. That means I'm probably, oh I don't know, 100 in dog years. My mom and dad say I'm still a "puppy brain" though... whatever that means. Is puppy brain a euphemism for "nitwit" or "simpleton"? Well if I'm such a puppy brain then how come I know a big word like euphemism? But I'm getting off track here... today is my birthday and my mom gave me a pretty yellow sticker to wear on my head! She actually gave me the sticker about a week ago and I've been wearing it ever since. The sticker came off of a honeydew melon and it says "Viva Brand Honeydews" on it. I'm so proud... doesn't it make me look handsome? My mom says the sticker is apropos because my head resembles a melon. She also says that I have the IQ of a melon. Sigh... I have the best mom in the whole world!
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Happy Birthday To Me!
Today is my 13th birthday. That means I'm probably, oh I don't know, 100 in dog years. My mom and dad say I'm still a "puppy brain" though... whatever that means. Is puppy brain a euphemism for "nitwit" or "simpleton"? Well if I'm such a puppy brain then how come I know a big word like euphemism? But I'm getting off track here... today is my birthday and my mom gave me a pretty yellow sticker to wear on my head! She actually gave me the sticker about a week ago and I've been wearing it ever since. The sticker came off of a honeydew melon and it says "Viva Brand Honeydews" on it. I'm so proud... doesn't it make me look handsome? My mom says the sticker is apropos because my head resembles a melon. She also says that I have the IQ of a melon. Sigh... I have the best mom in the whole world!
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Happy Birthday Ollie, from Bob and Blackie!
Ollie says... "Thanks Bob and Blackie! When are your birthdays?"
Blackie says.. have no clue..... they just told my mommy i was 3 and bob was 8! the birth dates on the paper work were generic dates....
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