The other day I saw my arch nemesis Prow Prow kitty playing in my mom's suitcase. I thought to myself "Aha! This is my chance... if I sneak over and slam the lid shut I can trap her inside and ship her off to some faraway destination!" So I leapt to my feet (okay leapt may be an exaggeration - hey, I'm 13 years old and on the chubby side - gimme a break here!) Anyway, I struggled to my feet and made a dash for the suitcase. Unfortunately I tripped on the little rug in the entry way and fell on my face. Of course the commotion startled Prow Prow and she ran to safety. Drat... I came this close to restoring peace and quiet to my life again. Oh well... there's always tomorrow... be afraid Prow Prow, be VERY afraid... Mwahaha!Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Aargh! I missed my chance!
The other day I saw my arch nemesis Prow Prow kitty playing in my mom's suitcase. I thought to myself "Aha! This is my chance... if I sneak over and slam the lid shut I can trap her inside and ship her off to some faraway destination!" So I leapt to my feet (okay leapt may be an exaggeration - hey, I'm 13 years old and on the chubby side - gimme a break here!) Anyway, I struggled to my feet and made a dash for the suitcase. Unfortunately I tripped on the little rug in the entry way and fell on my face. Of course the commotion startled Prow Prow and she ran to safety. Drat... I came this close to restoring peace and quiet to my life again. Oh well... there's always tomorrow... be afraid Prow Prow, be VERY afraid... Mwahaha!
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Bob says, "Damn you, you dastardly dog!"
Ollie says... "Prow Prow isn't a nice kitty like you Bob... she's mean to me! She likes to hide in her blue tent and swat at my legs as I walk by. Believe me, she DESERVES to be shipped off in a suitcase!"
Bob says, "hehehe! Well, i like to nibble and bite my mommy's hand, but i'm only playing. blackie does the same thing. we never are mean, just little nips. I also like to grab her hand if i think she's going to walk away from me when she's petting me."
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