Mr. Mallard: "If you need me, I'll be over at Daffy's place watching the big game on TV."Mrs. Mallard: "But you promised to patch the hole in the nest today!"
Mr. Mallard: "Now don't get your feathers ruffled!. I'll patch the nest tomorrow..."Mrs. Mallard: "But that's what you said LAST weekend! Quack, quack, quack!!!"
"Well fine... I'll just waddle over and say hello to the funny lady with the camera!"
"Hello funny lady with the camera! Do you have any food for me?"
"Make sure you capture my good side!"
"I'm home honey! What's for supper? Cheese and Quackers?" 
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